I was smoking a joint the other day. A sparrow came up, and asked for a hit, so I handed it to him. Pretty soon an eagle came up, and wanted to smoke too. I had a clever idea… I took the joint, put it out, cut a notch in the center, and lit the center. Now, the eagle and the sparrow could smoke at the same time, one from each end.
And that’s how I got two birds stoned with one joint.
