3 blondes are stuck on a river bank and can’t cross it. They find a bottle in the sand, and as they open it, a genie pops out.
“I will promise you 3 wishes. Pick carefully.” Says the genie.
“I want a boat.” Says the first one. The genie grants her wish, but the river current is too powerful and she drifts away to her death.
“I want a motorboat.” Announces the second blonde. However, it had no fuel. Off she goes to die.
“I want black hair.” Says the third one, and then she crosses the bridge.